Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Randomize
