I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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