no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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