she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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