She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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