He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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