HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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