I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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