So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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