why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Randomize
