Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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