My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize