k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
