i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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