I'm laying in your front yard are you home
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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