Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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