two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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