dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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