We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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