And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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