I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I need water and some morals
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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