you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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