we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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