a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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