I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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