I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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