you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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