She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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