so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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