just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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