I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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