my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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