This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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