singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
