So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?