What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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