? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Where did you get a picture of my penis
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
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