No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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