id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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