Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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