She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
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Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
We're too hungover to prance.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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