But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Blow job season was short but glorious.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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