I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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