The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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