can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Damn victory sex feels great
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