I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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