break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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