i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
her vagine was all disorganized.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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