I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Please, let me fuck your mom
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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