I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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