worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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