Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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