Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
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I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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