What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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