Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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