Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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