This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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