Sponge bath it is.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
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My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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